Famous Address..... Perhaps More Than Any Other Sports Team...... Steeped In Tradition......... Joe Di Maggio.............. River Avenue........... The Number 4 Train.......... It's Safe & Quick.......... Macomb Dam Park.......... In The Shadows Of The Stadium........ Worldwide Media Attention.......... Yankees Acknowledge The Attention........ This ESPN crew......... Early Arriving Fans......... Expect Big Crowds......... Ticket Prices........... The Big Bat............ Come Early - Stay Late......... Every Yankee Fan......... Monument Park............ Once Inside......... Signature Yankee Logo........ The Walk Up........... Enjoy The Game..............

maybe went a little over the edge here........but we can be sure he didn't say this for effect............he meant it!